Long step 

Action taken on a hot summer day when your nuts stick to your leg. Typically done in a fashion so that no one will notice you peel them off.

Friend 1: Dude, I'm sweating so much my balls are sticking to my leg.
Friend 2: Long step that shit fucker.

Long step by Lynchum August 13, 2014

long streak of piss 

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.

Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss

long streak of piss by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004

Long nosed one 

a Jew

I was ran out of business by the long nosed one.

Long nosed one by Gary Iyrons April 1, 2009

Long Island 

Short for Long Island Iced Tea, a powerful cocktail made with vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, sour mix and cola.

(to a bartender) "Yo, A Long Island, please."

Long Island by Bill G March 28, 2005

long island 

Uh first of all you DUMBASSES, Long Island is NOT Upstate, in fact, we only consider NYC and Long Island in New York State, Upstate is for poor famers :-)...First of all, we have the nicest beaches, shopping, cars, and houses. We have some of the best restaurants. I'm sorry that all of you that bash Long Island, but you are clearly jealous that we have money and you do not. We have the best schooling and the best of almost everything. So next time you want to diss Long Island, get your facts straight you stupid shits.

Long Island is better than you ;-)

long island by Brianne S. December 28, 2005

long johns 

something that a guy wears to impress sexy girls on a first date.

that babe was all over those long johns

long johns by Jacktheman August 8, 2007

long slong

If you were born january you have a big slong

long slong

long slong by jack storm October 8, 2020