Landon

Landon is and innocent yet deadly npc ready to f**k your mom, girlfriend, sister, and dad at any point in time. He will break your cock while you're having a wet dream about your math teacher.

i landon

by big daddy tate December 2, 2022

Landon

Though he’s a good friend he will always follow you and make sure you are never at peace. Annoying annoying

Person 1: oh my god Landon is so annoying.

Person 2: yeah hope he dies

by Titty waffle December 7, 2022

Landon Stewart

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

Landon day

A fun guy to be around and is 100% will be a millionaire

Man that kid is a Landon day

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Landon

Landon is the Hottest son of a bitch iv'e met he gets all the girls but his "friend" who hides her feelings inside has a huge crush on him while she acts like she hates his guts so thats what he thinks

Landon is really crazy but hot

by Hottiegal1234 January 24, 2023

Landonald

A Landonald is someone with questionable photoshop skills who hires himself out to third-world advertisers to make knock-off logos of well-known American brands.

Is that a Newman's Own Logo? Nah, dog - that's Newzn's Ownv... This is truly a day in the life of a Landonald.

by Pork Circus February 4, 2023