Jacob's Ladder

When a turn doesn't detach long enough for it to reach all the way from your butt to the water in the toilet.

I took a huge shit yesterday and a turd just went on and on and on and it became a Jacob's Ladder

by Eshel56765 November 12, 2016

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

Lunch Box Lancers

A group of males who bat for the other team

Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III

by A Wright June 30, 2007

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

lancer evolution

A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.

Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.

Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.

Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?

by Shareeb4Prez February 25, 2008

Landri

A fine girl who cries about everything thing and complains about everything or aka a drama queen and a back stabber

Have you heard that drama queen Landri

by Lady's mans 99 May 23, 2018

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003