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Porch Junkie Freakshow

An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize.
Where then comes the phrase

"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.

When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.

These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
That guy has turned into a whole Porch Junkie Freakshow since his addiction worsened.
by C.L.Krown August 12, 2019
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the space camp junkies

a band made up of the hottest guys in northern virginia that had some bad ass tunes
played songs such as "jro broke the tom","a hold on life","drunk sex" and,"dinosaurs"
by a fan June 5, 2004
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Start-up Junkie

A person obsessed with starting new businesses- always coming up with ideas and ways to develop new things...
"Alyssa was a total Start-up Junkie. She LOVED coming up with the ideas and putting the plan and people together."
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
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malkies junkie bird

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck
by malkies berd is a junkie June 8, 2017
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german jizz junkie

someone who is very fond of german sperm.
dude adolf hitlers girlfriend was a german jizz junkie
by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005
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Product Junkie

n- Person (usually of the female gender) with low self-esteem and a credit card, usually havng more beauty products than the local drug store.
Morgan: Hey Lauren, can I borrow some mascara?
Lauren: Sure, what kind? I have Fusion Lash Blast Volume and Length in charcoal, a lash defining waterproof one I got in London in Blackest Black, a brown lash-building Luxe va---
Morgan: Wow, you are a total product junkie.
by Rstar101 June 19, 2011
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Experience Junkie

An experience junkie is a person that loves to be taken back to a moment in time, a certain special instance in their life by a photo... an image.

To just glance at a photo, and be able to just "be" there.... in that place, wherever... whenever the photo was taken.... have the feelings, the sounds, the smells- all come back to you.... as you revel in the wonder once again :)
I'm such an experience junkie, because I love to be taken back to that great moment from last summer's vacation, by that great photo I took.
by Inspired by TLC July 18, 2011
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