Product Junkie

n- Person (usually of the female gender) with low self-esteem and a credit card, usually havng more beauty products than the local drug store.

Morgan: Hey Lauren, can I borrow some mascara?
Lauren: Sure, what kind? I have Fusion Lash Blast Volume and Length in charcoal, a lash defining waterproof one I got in London in Blackest Black, a brown lash-building Luxe va---
Morgan: Wow, you are a total product junkie.

by Rstar101 June 19, 2011

productive junkie

Lil Peep the rapper was a junkie but since he did shit he was productive.

"Yoooo how can I be high and do shit?"

"Bro you're a productive junkie"

by floccinaucinihilipilificationn April 27, 2020