Juan

a sigma chad who resides in every living creature and is the king of the dark without being emo. is a sexy beast and his name is Tristan Nilsen

why did Juan fuck my mom in an oil drum?

by jeff bezos has a cruch on JUAN June 16, 2022

Juan

juan go JUUUUAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN and is haha funne horse

juan loves to sit on the 2nd floor ledge

by Juan the Horse February 09, 2022

Juan

A guy who is generally a good guy. Fun to talk to. Sleeps a lot even at work. Caring with his friends.

Person: Hey Juan are you there?

Juan: Zzzzzz

by arcticwhats21 June 08, 2021

Juan

Juan is usually a stereotypical name for a Hispanic male. If you ever meet a real Juan, just know, they love tacos and hate the bracero program.

Look at him gobble that taco, he must be a Juan!

by HerpesWarrior May 27, 2023

juan

super gamer man, has no bitches though

is that juan??

yeah he has nooo bictches

by manlover4ever February 22, 2021

Juan

The biggest of beaners. He can also be a very big bitch

You can tell that kids name is Juan

by The Keeper Of The gays November 06, 2019

Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.

Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!

by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 21, 2017