Jordan 

An amazing person, who can melt your heart. He is a bit if a crackhead hut he is nice. When you have a crush on a jordan, you will never leave him. You will think about him all the time. He will piss you off, but you always find a way to forgive him. He will steal your scrunchies, but will return them the next day.

And they smell like him.

I want to marry a jordan.

Jordan by Horny 12 yr old December 29, 2019

Jordansexual 

JordanSexual - Being attracted to the YouTuber JordanHatesLife.

John: What’s ur sexuality?

Bob: I’m Jordansexual!

John: What the fuck?

Jordansexual by JordanHL May 6, 2021

Jordon 

Not only an amazing boyfriend, but an amazing best friend. Can make a horrible day into an amazing one with just one smile towards you. His hugs make you feel like no one else in the world matters other than jordon and yourself in that moment. His kisses are as addicting as Oreos and milk duds and can make you dizzy and happier than ever, his hands yes, are also amazing and he knows it so does every other girl. He's cocky yet shy and knows how to make any girl fall for him which can be intimidating when your his girlfriend because you'll never want to lose him. ever. Watch out for his ex girlfriends because they'll try to break you two up if your going out with jordon because of the fact that the ex's are psycho. Oh and every other girl out there. He's just irresistible. And that's why I cherish every moment and am proud to have one of the most amazing jordons ever. I love you more than anything.

Who's your boyfriend?
Jordon?!
Damn I wish I had a jordon minus the girls and psycho crazy ex girlfriends.

Jordon by Monkey2234 August 14, 2011

Jordy 

A very Sweet loving guy who expresses their emotions and feelings with someone else and a jordy inspires others to be their self. He is a loving guy who is selfless and a amazing listener. And he is very loyal. He is very attracting and he has beautiful eyes Such as green hazels as most Best!

Ianna: "He bought me flowers"
Friend: "What a jordy!"

Jordy by TheLoyalMan May 15, 2017

pulling a jordan 

to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.

i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan

pulling a jordan by jbman666 November 13, 2010

Jordy mac'd 

1. The term for being so morts even digging a leaf cause's you to hit the deck
2. The prolonged bull riding of having sex with a fat bord

andy was so jordy mac'd he ended up jordy mac'in that slag

Jordy mac'd by richee morton January 20, 2008

jording 

verb The state of being Jordan. This includes excessive brilliant pearly white smiles and a fast metabolism is required.

Roselind: Oh look at me, I'm jording.
Jordan: You can't be jording, only jordan can jord.
Roselind: Aw, please?
Jordan: *flashes brilliant white smile*
Roselind: wow.

jording by rahzuhlin March 7, 2009