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These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)
Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"
by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018
Get the Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins) mug.A bunch of retards who cant sing, and are puppets for the new disney, not the old one. Their fan base is a bunch of little girls from ages 5-16 who dont like them for their music but for their looks, AnD tYpE LiEk ThiSS!!<3 . But really the Jonas Brothers dont even look that good, they look like sewer rats with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: oMg LiEk tHa JoNaZ brotHerS are lIeK sooOo0 hawt! <3
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
by The Jonas Brothers suck dik August 9, 2009
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Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius
They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.
note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.
Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius
They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.
note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.
dude #1: hey, how was the Danko Jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.
Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.
Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.
by Dr. Evening October 7, 2006
Get the Danko Jones mug.A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.
The fan usually does this in a post like this:
1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.
2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"
3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.
4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
The fan usually does this in a post like this:
1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.
2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"
3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.
4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented
Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.
Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.
Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.
Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!
Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.
Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.
Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.
Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!
Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
by Tom11983 September 28, 2008
Get the The Jonas Brothers mug.Former holder of the title 'Dumbest Thing in Hip-hop', but his repetitive lyrics and obnoxious persona have since been eclipsed by the likes of Soulja Boy and the Dirty South dope rappers (Jeezy, Yo Gotti, Gucci Mane)
Mike Jones' repetitive lyrics- from 'Back Then'
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
'cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowing up quick, now they jumping on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
by MrWest.on June 15, 2010
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