John Edwards

A US Senator who ran for president.

He gets $400 haircuts and is a multimillionaire.

He says he wants to help unite the "Two Americas."

He had an affair, even though his wife was dying from Cancer. He has repeatedly denied the accusations, but he has finally admitted ot.
John Edwards, the definitive Bad Senator.
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Greasy John

Hey bethesda can you whip me up a Greasy John?
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Chron john

Weed that is very green and potent. Will usually get you high within 2-3 hits.
Ay, you said your dude got some "Chron john"? hit em up!
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John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.
Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?
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john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot
john nolan is a sexbot
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John Petrucci

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)
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John willmott

A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts
U go to John willmott enit
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