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jacob

a big man who likes big men he also is a very good friend but can sometimes suck your penis
someones private part on the human body. example i met a jacob
by aidenorgill22 February 16, 2022
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jacob rotschild

this man's family is apparently worth 500 trillion dollars and owns every country's bank.
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.

here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:

all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!
Person 1: oh no jacob rotschild is here to destroy the world!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!
by coolmathman32 January 25, 2023
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anal jacob

A spirited fisting of the rectum of a partner of the same sex.
I was so drunk last night that I gave him the old anal jacob.
by K-M-C May 18, 2007
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Alex Jacob

Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.
by meh names jeff November 10, 2019
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Karl Jacobs

THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE FUCKING WORLD SAPNAP AND Q YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKERS
Karl Jacobs your so handsome don't pay attention to the haters:)
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karl jacobs

karl jacobs is the most wholesome man on earth. he has a huge fanbase made up of his amazing supporters.

karl jacobs I’m also a member of the mr. beast crew and he is a part of the dream smp. he twitch streams on karlnetwork, karl jacobs and his YouTube account is simply karl.

he is known for saying “WHAT THE HONK!!!” and he is one of the many nolan hansen bullies. karl jacobs also have amazing hair and an amazing sense of style. he loves monster drinks, skating, gaming, and his fans!

believe it or not karl jacobs was the first man on the moon.
karl jacobs: “meow”

everyone: yes.
by here4karljacobs November 25, 2021
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Kiss Jacob day

jacob day is where u make out with Jacob
You go to his house or go up to him and school and kiss him randomly kiss Jacob day.
by Briella_0 January 9, 2022
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