alcohol face

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.

girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.

by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011

victory face

The contorted face a guy makes as he's blowing his load in a woman. It also relates to the thought that goes through a guys head as he busting a nut- "Hah! Little vixen, I got you!"

We were going at it for half an hour and then I victory faced, then I got the hell out of there.

by WTI January 26, 2005

tim face

Tim face is when someone has a permanent look on their face that makes you want to throat punch them.

Look at him with his Tim face!

by Tim face December 15, 2017

face cave

where the face resides, a smoke an swedge den, where techno comes from.

"where have you been"
"in the face cave"

by skin84 December 18, 2007

head face

Often used to describe the degree to which a person is or is not attractive while performing fellatio. Most likely originates from the observation that some women are not quite as cute when they are giving head.

"Man, your girlfriend is stunning."
"Isn't she? Just between you and me though... lousy head face."

by stevenmoreso April 24, 2008

zorn face

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.

You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.

by bfb715 November 9, 2009

hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.

"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"

by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008