A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 23, 2022
Get the Tubmug. by Gae_Pillow February 10, 2024
Get the Gum tubmug. A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)
by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025
Get the Tub Snappermug. The same as log bucking; however, done with use of a plastic or iron tub, rope, and spongy rubber mat. In this case, a person sits or lies inside a tub. A long rope is passed through a set of hooks. One end is free and the other is secured to a large tree branch. Two or more people must yank the free end of the rope hard enough to launch the third person out of the tub and onto the rubber mat.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
Get the Tub buckingmug. When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!
Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .
by P whitey November 10, 2021
Get the tub soccermug. Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017
Get the porcelain tubmug. The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.
For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024
Get the B W Hot Tubmug.