Afghan Hipster

A person from the Afghan Descent who is interested of being a hipster. He loves smoking weed, riding his bike, hates blacks who act like Asian people, but loves blacks. He loves growing out his facial hair and peope think he is smart, cool, talented, and most funniest person ever, though some take is jokes really offending.

Dude look at this Afghan Hipster with his chants cracking those mad jokes and drawing in a piece of paper.

by Afghanhipster1993 March 24, 2011

hipster

Someone who is so indie and urban that they are actually mean and ignorant or possibly dead (or seam like it).

Those hipsters at american apparel were so boring and dead.

by SkankyBri June 17, 2008

hipster

total asshole who dabbles in douchebaggery; laughs at people wearing neck braces.

Emily, you're such a fucking asshole hipster. Why are you laughing at that kid in the neck brace?

by butchypoo7 October 30, 2010

hipsta

Term of endearment derived from the word hipster, much like the word 'nigga,' only usually used in reference to white people.

Wussup my hipsta?

by Dick Ballderass August 13, 2010

hipster parents

Moms & dads who were hipsters in thier post-college years, now older with indie kids.

Hipster parents in Brooklyn & Western Mass can often be found at music gigs with their indie kids, listening to performances by AudraRox, David Weinstone, Uncle Rock, The Nields, Gustafer Yellowgold, The Juice Pop's, and the likes.

by No name 2 July 20, 2008

hipstercrite

a hipster who hates other hipsters because they have become too mainstream

yo that guy is such a hipstercrite

by kpar June 24, 2012

Hipsterism

The belief that the world revolves around you and your elite group of friends.

The followers are known as "Hipsters".

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Who's that kid?"

Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"

by Anonisamust April 5, 2009