Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

An expression used to mean that you would perform sexual intercourse on a female for so long that all of the vagina juices in her vagina are completely gone and your penis is covered with friction burn. After all of this, she would still want you to continue, but since her vagina is so dry, you have to use the anus. By this time, your testicles are already completely emptied, and you are exhausted, so you would piss in her ass to make her think that you came.
by the lonley stoner February 4, 2017

To fill a vagina so much with a penis, cum, and sweat (and possibly urine) that it is overflowing with fluids.
by stongmaster69 December 17, 2010

by alwaysWright June 30, 2017

by YO-Q September 18, 2007

1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...
2.
"I make her say
Oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh
When I
P-p-p-poker face
P-p-poke her face"
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...
2.
"I make her say
Oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh-oh
When I
P-p-p-poker face
P-p-poke her face"
by CM77 February 26, 2010

As a boyfriend, the guy whose ass you'd most love to kick. Although he poses no threat and probably never will, the jealous aggression that comes with being a boyfriend drives these feelings.
Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.
Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.
by A Jealous Bastard January 28, 2009
