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gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
by loljk12345 March 13, 2015
mugGet the gaffing her troutmug.

Piss in her ass

An expression used to mean that you would perform sexual intercourse on a female for so long that all of the vagina juices in her vagina are completely gone and your penis is covered with friction burn. After all of this, she would still want you to continue, but since her vagina is so dry, you have to use the anus. By this time, your testicles are already completely emptied, and you are exhausted, so you would piss in her ass to make her think that you came.
Friend 1: Would you piss in her ass?

Friend 2: I would piss in her ass five times.
by the lonley stoner February 4, 2017
mugGet the Piss in her assmug.

pack her lunch

To fill a vagina so much with a penis, cum, and sweat (and possibly urine) that it is overflowing with fluids.
That girl was mad horny so I decided to pack her lunch.
by stongmaster69 December 17, 2010
mugGet the pack her lunchmug.

shake her noggin

When you shake a girls head furiously on your dick or while she's sucking it
J: Yo, did you shake her noggin last night
D: Hell yeah
J: Damnn could she breath
by alwaysWright June 30, 2017
mugGet the shake her nogginmug.

broke her back

Ya I broke her back when I fucked her last night
by YO-Q September 18, 2007
mugGet the broke her backmug.

Poke Her Face

1) How you wake up Lady GaGa.
2) Song by Kid Cudi Featuring Kanye West, Also called "Make Her Say"
1.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you wake up Lady GaGa???
Guy 2: *Sigh* IDK, how?
Guy 1: You Poke Her Face!
Guy 2: ...

2.
"I make her say

Oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, oh-oh-oh

When I

P-p-p-poker face

P-p-poke her face"
by CM77 February 26, 2010
mugGet the Poke Her Facemug.

her ex boyfriend

As a boyfriend, the guy whose ass you'd most love to kick. Although he poses no threat and probably never will, the jealous aggression that comes with being a boyfriend drives these feelings.

Acting out in this manner is often stimulated by the mentioning of the ex boyfriend whether positive or negative, as well as photographs of the individual with your girlfriend, and finally leftover comments on myspace.
You should kick her ex boyfriend's ass, you jealous sum bitch.
by A Jealous Bastard January 28, 2009
mugGet the her ex boyfriendmug.

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