Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis

CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL

by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020

Myriam Hammoud

Clapped

Man you got a dead trim, your myriam hammoud

by your momzies September 17, 2020

Myriam Hammoud

cries a lot, clapped

oi you depressed fuck, man got a dead trim, your such a Myriam Hammoud

by your momzies September 17, 2020

Lewis Hammond

Crongopipopibongus

Lewis Hammond! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Crunky Mclunkey October 12, 2020

The Hammot Effect

The Hammot Effect: When something or someone makes you doubt what you believed was the truth (usually when you were right).

John picked "A" three times in a row on his quiz. Dan says the he is under the HAMMOT EFFECT.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Cum Hammock

When cum from the penis is attached at the tip of their penis & also on the sexual partner.

“I pulled it out and gave her a cum hammock!”

by toiletwaterdaughter April 29, 2021