Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

are harder to hide than I thought

Your doing that trend :)

are harder to hide than I thought

by Krisp Armpits October 16, 2022

Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life

Why would you search Mummy harderrrr

by yourlocalfatdog October 1, 2022

Finley harder

He was 6ft at 13 and extremely attractive he pulled all the girls he also had a 9ft vertical and always got full marks on every test he could bench 200 pounds at 12 and by 14 he could bench 300 pounds. He also has the biggest cock in the world legend says it is 15 inches

Some girl: I love Finley he is the best at everything

Other girl: let me smash you daddy finley

Your mom: oh finley harder it’s to big

by Hahaha I am telling the truth April 27, 2023

Working Harder

No... Go fuck yourself.

Hym "And here's why: The fact that I have material contributions to a swath of endeavors in a variety fields and am not receiving any credit is demonstrative of the fact that working harder isn't going to translate to any material success. So no. The plan remains the same."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

Nick Harper

Teacher at Weymouth college, The women want him, the men want to be him

guy: i wanna be like nick harper
girl: i wanna date him

by Archieology January 5, 2024