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hard-wintering

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
by drbollocks May 22, 2009
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Hard Plans

A plan in (involves a handshake) which you and your friends take on a journey together and promise to abide by the terms and conditions of hard planning. "Hard Plans" will stick with you forever and ever, through thick and thin, through life and death and will stay with you till the day you die.

The only way to reverse "Hard Plans" is to say the phrase "Snalp Drah" and complete the reverse handshake.
Person 1: let's get our ears pierced!
Person 2: hell yeah! (starts to walk away)
Person 1: wait no let's make... hard plans

*does handshake*
by Keira&rubes June 13, 2018
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Music Hard

When music is so good it feels like sex.
Wow, Noah Kahan's new song made me so music hard.
by A Dibb March 28, 2019
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hard reset

The act of eating Taco Bell to shit away your hangover.
Fuck I'm hungover, time to hard reset my ass.
by IHitChildren March 7, 2017
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That Hard Scarf

That Rear Naked Choke Baby Boy. Coined by the one and only Theo Von
Uh oh, he's got his back getting those hooks in, won't be long till he's got him in that hard scarf baby boy and its a wrap.
by Marco MF David August 13, 2022
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Literary Hard-on

a moment of self-inflection where one has an incredible erection due to use of any variety of literary device. Whether it be verse or a visual representation i.e. movie, video game.
The visual interpretation of The Divine Comedy used in Dante's Inferno the video game gave me a literary hard-on.
by Dexterous Styles February 15, 2010
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Hard Arnold

A shot or beer served with a line of cocaine.
Hey bro, let me get a hard arnold" *pours shot and cuts a line* "WOOOOOO!
by Nasty McPhee January 13, 2011
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