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Honey Bag and Hammer Move

Alternative double penetration move.

When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.
My girl said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.
by Space October 13, 2004
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mc hammer

To slap your partners forhead with your cock while cumming during oral sex.
To perform an MC Hammer you MUST be standing up- UNDER THE CONDITION that your partner does NOT want you to cum in her mouth.

Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"
by Ravejocky January 15, 2008
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hamberder

A cheap mass produced "hamburger" served cold from a silver platter by a classless moron
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters!
by Billy Seeds January 15, 2019
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hammerkitten

Young, strong, attractive female cyclist.
It started to string out and hammerkitten stayed in. Impressive ride. Almost as impressive as that ass. Yeah, I'd hit it. Hammerkitten is the bomb.
by Blarg666 July 25, 2008
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hammer-licker

Someone who likes to lick hammers: i.e. dicks, i.e. anyone you particularly don't like or is a complete "tool"...can also be used in the abbreviated form "hammer" which means the same thing to those who are familiar with the term.
Michael J Hoke is a hammer-licker extraordinaire... What does he want to do, lick your hammer? What a hammer-licker... Lawrence is such a hammer...
by Ian Webster March 26, 2008
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Hammered Harmer

Anyone who spews on a bus... Started by Daniel Harmer after spewing on a college bus after getting "Hammered" on 4 Bottles of Lambrini.
(Bus Trip)
Daniel: *SPEW*
Calum: OMG We have a Hammered Harmer here.
by Calum90 October 23, 2008
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hammered shit

Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine
I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit
by robvic62b December 28, 2005
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