Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
by perfectxd June 16, 2020
When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 07, 2018
A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?
Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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by Twotalk September 28, 2015
"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."
"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."
"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
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