Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.
Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”
by perfectxd June 16, 2020
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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 07, 2018
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Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.
Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.
by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014
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hair wipe

Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.
Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.

Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.

Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts
by Twotalk September 28, 2015
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Hair poultice

Female genitalia applied to a wound, sore, or body part.
"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."

"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010
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Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.
“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”
by Yeet us that feet us September 23, 2019
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Peanut hairs

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs
by Conklol July 05, 2013
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