grandma

n. A long ash on the end of a cigarette, indicating that the smoker has not inhaled recently.

Johnny liked holding the cigarette to look cool, but he didn't like the smoke, so he always ended up with a grandma

by Methatsetis March 14, 2009

Grandma's Milk

a lubricant especially designed for cougars. This aids the cougars in catching their prey; it is best used right before coitus.

Causing your young stud friction burns? Is intercourse a fire hazard? Try Grandma's Milk, the lube discerning cougars prefer 3 to 1.

Cougar 1: Chase says I gave his dick rug burn with my OLV.

Couger 2: Oh, Midge, you simply must try Grandma's Milk! It's simply divine! <Clinking Chardonnay glasses>

by Crandom Lugosi April 7, 2011

Grandma's Soup

A sexual act in which the male inserts a ladle inside an old female partner's vaginal cavity, and fills the end of the ladle with various vaginal juices from the old female partner. The male then dips his balls in the vaginal fluids at the end of the ladle, and fucks the old female in the butt hole.

Dude, I gave my friend's mom the old 'Grandma's Soup' and she gave me her number.

by Obama's Ankles December 2, 2010

Grandma's Attic

Referring to a woman's anus. Child word of Uhaul, referring to a vagina.

I heard you got to ride the uhaul last night. Did you get any time in Grandma's attic?!?

by spamthet January 26, 2011

Grandma Slang

Words and phrases that elderly people say to eachother that only they know the meanings of.

Grandma Ellen: That's just a hoot and a half!
Jack: What does that mean?
Sam: I don't know; it's grandma slang.

by Dragon Slayer from Colorado August 5, 2012

Grandma's

A prison gang's headquarters or meeting place, or the cell of the gang leader.

Meeting at grandma's.

by Dak4President January 18, 2017

grandmore

A grandmother that is a whore with either younger or older men.

Steve said to Henry, "Dude, your grandma wanted to give me head last night, i didn't know she was a grandmore."

by Colie May 13, 2005