Social Gravity

The force or influence that a social group exerts on your own integrity, drawing you to fit in with the crowd, even when you might not want to.

“I wasn’t going to clap, but the whole room stood up. Social gravity got me.”

by TalkieToaster October 4, 2025

The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.

"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016

that's gravity

This is what you would say to someone who droped a ball in sports, typically lacrosse. Used in a sarcastic manner.

*Drops pass*
"What are you going to do, that's gravity".

by ......:.......:....:.....:.... December 12, 2016

Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020

turning up the gravity

verb. a form of slang, used to indicate the process of getting intoxicated, or “high.”

1: bro Trav and we’re turning up the gravity last night, shit had me thinking my eyes were too loud?
2: bro what?

by E_Lach133 May 19, 2020

take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".

Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.

by QuacksO January 21, 2022

that's gratitude for ya

Basically means if you do good for someone that they should be grateful for and they backstab you.

I just bought you a brand new laptop and you try to steal my wallet? That's gratitude for ya.

by Dronenpilot July 23, 2022