Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.
Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.
by UrbanTh August 08, 2017
Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.
by Hns89 March 29, 2014
The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.
Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
by CarsonTheCookdude April 03, 2021
When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .
by ThePlatformerAU December 09, 2022
Hym "Holy shit are we also Goblin Slayer!?"
Iam "What? What makes you think that?"
Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"
Iam "Wha... No way!"
Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"
Iam "What? What makes you think that?"
Hym "We predate it by a little over a year and we talked about how we used to say 'I see' all the time! His catchphrase is 'Souka!' that could totally be a thing!"
Iam "Wha... No way!"
Hym "Yes way! That shit is hardcore! We're the beard cutter!"
by Hym Iam June 07, 2022
Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?
Because stupid the Goblin Theory
Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
by Pseudoralgia September 12, 2023