Eight Inner Gates: If you go extremely fast while jacking off, and in each gate, you ejaculate even harder and harder. When you reach the eighth gate, you can then stick your penis in and out of a girl and eventually die, which is obvious for the eighth gate, but you become a sex god.
Person 1: Yo, how did it go last night on pornhub?
Person 2: AMAZING, I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE SEVENTH GATE AND WAS EJACULATING SO HARD!!!
Person 1: Pssh, I went to the eighth gate and my girl loves me because im a god in bed.
Person 2: Oh no, you went to the maximum of eight inner gates so now you might die!
Person 1: It doesn't mat-
Person 2: AMAZING, I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE SEVENTH GATE AND WAS EJACULATING SO HARD!!!
Person 1: Pssh, I went to the eighth gate and my girl loves me because im a god in bed.
Person 2: Oh no, you went to the maximum of eight inner gates so now you might die!
Person 1: It doesn't mat-
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Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.
Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?
Janson: Yea...toats m'goats
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Janson: Yea...toats m'goats
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