Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Gaffish

a person who is a gaffish is someone who acts, talks and is very stupid.

Zach is such a gaffish when he tries to smoke pot at band practice, then cant play because he smoked pot.

by j man unit December 8, 2010

Gaffetti

The stupid and embarrassingly lame things people draw on bathroom stalls, walls, desks, picnic tables etc. Includes Conversations, drawings and jokes.

Gaffetti is any one of these and more, drawn or carved into public places:

4:20, Pot Leaves, Swastikas, Penises, Crappy Gang Signs, Crude Drawings, Conversations.

by CobbySquared July 8, 2011

gaff

a word you can call someone when having banter. a word to describe someone who is annoying in a joke type of way.

your such a gaff

by ellierams September 15, 2011

gaffs

A West-Coast spoken slang abbreviation for "dgaf" (don't give a fuck), similar in nature to "lawl".

"That motherfucker just rolled up on my hood, dawg."
"Gaffs, that pussy ain't got shit on deez cheeze, yo."

by westcoastchemcoast November 15, 2013

Gayffiti

This is like graffiti however instead of uses spray paint or what have you. A gayffitier will make thing fabulous. And add that sparkle to everyone's life by putting there tag everywhere

'Alright mate did you see what someone did to jamal's car?'

'Nope?'
'Ye, someone's only gone and gayffitied it, they've thrown glitter onto it and painted it bright pink'
'LooL It was probably jamal himself who gayffitied it'

by Cambam66 May 19, 2014