Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 9, 2005

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

dubya dubya three

Worldwide political, financial, environmental, and moral armageddillennium caused by HRH George W.'dubya' Bush in his endgame pursuit to enrich himself and his cronies before being run out of office.

Guy #1: Found a job yet?
Guy #2: No, man, no jobs anywhere.
Guy #1: I guess this dubya dubya three is everywhere.
Guy #1: And not going away anytime soon.

by k2kate December 9, 2008

three thumbs up

meaning very good, a rating. 2 thumbs up + penis as third thumb

she's 3 thumbs up, the dinner was 3 thumbs up, the movie was three thumbs up

by Robert Geary July 18, 2006

three days grace

An alternative rock band from Canada. Originally consisting of three members: Adam Gontier, Neil Sanderson, and Brad Walst. They are the three guys that play on the self-titled debut album. Barry Stock was added a little later on, to play guitar with Adam.

Three Days Grace has put out two full-length albums. The self-titled debut in 2003 and One-x in 2006.

Singles from the debut are:
"Just Like You"
"I Hate Everything About You"
"Home"

So far the only single from One-x is "Animal I've Become"

Three Days Grace owns my soul.

I waited three years for One-x and was not disappointed.

by lifeordeath July 26, 2006

three pagne lady

large voluptuous lady, usually of West African origin, so large that it takes 3 pagnes (wraps of cloth) to girdle her ample waist
The term can be used to describe a personality type, i.e. a loud, aggressive lady (usually a market woman) who will steamroll her way to the front of a line, or make fun of you for trying to get her to sell her watermelons cheaper

(A pagne is a French word, widely used in West Africa for a rectangular piece of cloth used as a wrap or to make clothes - a large person would need 3 pagnes to cover themselves

"Oh My God that lady is so rude, she just elbowed me out of the way, shes a real three pagne lady"
"No shes not yet a three pagne lady, she can be sweet sometimes, shes really only a two pagne or at most a 2.5"

by yatenga December 17, 2011

Three Balls Deep

When three guys share the front seat in a single cab truck.

Troy, Shane and Dustin sat three balls deep on the way to Starbucks.

by AyPotter November 11, 2012