florida milkshake 

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina

my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week

florida milkshake by secretlyapepe April 4, 2022

Florida Milk 

Cum

Damn, I love drinking this Florida Milk

Florida Milk by Gamerman3338372726 April 11, 2022

Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

Florida Cheesecake by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022

Florida Mud Slide 

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

Florida Mud Slide by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Florida Speed Bump 

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

Florida Speed Bump by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.

A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

Florida Mexicans by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022

Florida Turn 

At stoplights and stopsigns, lazily rolling through the stop to make a turn as long as there is enough space but often in a manner inconsiderate to other drivers, in not giving the proper amount of space or not getting up to speed fast enough.

They did a Florida turn right into my lane and I had to slam on the brakes

Florida Turn by sncbrax June 18, 2022