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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky December 9, 2008
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flouty

very hip, in style. "damn cool" as they say it on the street.
That trout was so flouty!
by SarahClaire November 26, 2007
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Flogging the Log

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.
by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009
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flooreigner

Someone who doesn't live on your dorm floor but hangs out their anyway.
Coined by Emma.
Emma: Hey, who's that guy?
Rachel: He's a flooreigner!
Natasha: Ew!
by ILiveHereAndILikeBoYo September 11, 2011
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Florial

A Florial is a Wood Fairy, which is found in Asia, although they have been seen in some parts of Europe, They are thought to Originate from Bosnia, They can be found among the most loveliest flowers, and are the most perfectly beautiful creatures known to exist, and whoever knows a florial, will be blessed with Happiness for life.

To find a Florial is very rare, but when you do find one, you will never ever forget it.
That isn't no ordinary Fairy, it's a Florial Fairy.
by MegaSeppiFan October 1, 2012
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Floppulant

The inability to have an erection. The classical case in which a penis lacks strength and/or vigour.
Yo, my buddy Alex brought this fine ass chick back home, but he got all floppulant during foreplay
by TheHinduThatYouDo March 14, 2013
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Flopter Copter

When a naked man gyrates his body in such a manner his penis rotates to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades.
The girls were impressed at the speed of Steve's flopter copter.

His flopter copter was so big and fast it blew the whiskers on his chin.
by Squaville May 26, 2016
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