Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.

I sawed this boat In half! Flex tape is keto

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Flex

A way of making your friends jealous of your new AirPods

Random person 1: Oh hey guys.. I got some new AirPods, I can listen to music with GOOD QUALITY now!
Random person 2: Ugh why the fuck are you flexing

by itsarga January 21, 2020

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Flex

Man who has been through a lot, but has managed to stay strong through it all. (Flex)

Aye, dat nigga Flex gotta strong cock, man.

by Dat fat dick ass nigga July 16, 2017

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Dick flex

When you flex your dick inside your partners throat

Last night I was getting head and I flexed my dick in her throat she was so mad it made her gag- dick flex

by Harryharold August 30, 2019

Flex

When you flex your girl, your showing her off to everybody posting pics with each other & being a simp because you want everybody to be jealous.

Damn I just got a new girl her names kyleigh I be flexin her cuz she’s the baddest bitch in town.

by Flex yo girl December 5, 2020