Rice fields

1) Place where Asians play football
2) Place where USA loses wars to farmers holding sticks
3) Divine places where holy water grass seeds grow
4) Holy realm where the flow of chi is perfectly balanced and where one can unleash his/her inner zen, aligning the seven chakras and achieving the supremely divine state of Nirvana

Let's go play Asian football in the rice fields!

by 毛泽东 April 26, 2019

National failed talking stage day

National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!

“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”

by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022

Ploughing the Field

A phrase meaning to have the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, where the field is the lady parts and the plough is the gentleman parts.

Man 1, "I'm going."
Man 2, "Where?"
Man 1, "I'm off to go plough the field."
Man 2, "Dang! You be lucky in ploughing the field so often!!"

by Mozillo February 18, 2011

stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Hey ( insert name here ), I have two words for you: Marry Me!

I luv u, ( insert name here )!

by Berry April 13, 2005

Field Hockey

The best hockey out there. More civilized than Ice hockey and just plain better than floor and rollor. It's an olympic sport that also has many world cups and a large fan base. Some of the best in the world are men too; Teun De Nooijer, Jaimie Dwyer, Nate Coolidge, Christopher Zeller. But women dominate in the U.S. with Amy Tran, Kate Barber (retired), Dina Rizzo, Jen Long, ect. One tough ass sport where you sweat blood from all the running, break fingers and backs to no end, and sculpt perfect quads from being low so often.

example one
Kim: "What are you doing after school?"
Leah: "Hockey practice, I was the rage in the cage last night agianst Ridley."
Kim: "Oh I quit hockey because it was so tough and I can't run as well as the other girls even though I'm on track."
Leah: "It's okay, not everyone can be great enough to play."

example two
Bob: "only lesbians play field hockey"
Ashley: "if thats true than I'm the hottest lesbian you've ever seen."
Bob: "true that"

by fieldhockeyplaya23 August 19, 2009

Shiti Field

The new ballpark for the Mets. Since the old one was a filthy stinking sewage dump (Shea Stadium) the new Shiti Field wont be much better, especially compared to the new Yankee Stadium.

Shiti Field looks like shit. It probably will smell like a sewer since its built on a landfill in Flushing right next to where Shea was.

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Failed Abortion

A horrible insult that, if said by a parent to their child, is an indicator of domestic abuse.

"Tasha's father used to call her a failed abortion."
"I'd like to punch that man right in the face."

by DannySnuts51515 February 18, 2019