Unbridled Fiddle Faddle

The act where one gets very drunk and removes all clothing.
sexual acts are not always involved, however, FULL nudity is required.

Connor: "Mikey B is coming clubbing tonight!!"
Steff: "Cool..... why such excitement?"
Connor: "Cause unbridled Fiddle Faddle will occur!"

by Little Steffie January 4, 2011

puppy fiddler

Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs

Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out

by topbollocks September 20, 2015

rusty fiddle

Three gay men have a threesome. One man rides a cock and when the man whose cock is being ridden cums the third man licks all the juices off

Zack, Larry, and Bob are freaks. They do a rusty fiddle at least twice a week.

by AssLicker6968 February 20, 2018

Kiddy Fiddler

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.

Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019

Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019

Bitch Fiddle

A derogatory term toward a standard 6-string guitar by someone who plays a guitar with 7 or more strings.

My Dean ML Modified 8 8-string would smash that fuckin bitch fiddle.

by Kung Fu Underwear Dogface Ninj October 29, 2019

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to day Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 September 30, 2023