square-fucked

When you're playing tetris and you get three or more square blocks in a row

Man, I had 190 lines in tetris and I was going for a record! I needed a long piece but I just got square-fucked and the blocks reached the top... FUCK!

by Sir Hugo March 31, 2009

Simmons Fucked

The act of being fired (or, "fucked") by Simmons Media. This happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.

"Hey, what did you get for Christmas?"

"Nothing. I lost my job a week before Christmas and couldn't afford presents."

"Sounds like you got Simmons Fucked."

"Dude, I got Simmons Fucked WAY bad!"

by ellispsycho January 5, 2009

forward fucked

When someone sends a personal or heartfelt text, but turns out that shits just a forward!

John: Dude dillon acted like a douche lastnight!

Steve: yeah, but at least he apologized he sent me a really nice text this morning, bout how were best friends and how he gets outta control sometimes.

John: that MOTHER FUCKER!

Steve: what?

John: he forward fucked our asses!

Steve: whatta Gebroni!

by Trevcraig15 January 18, 2011

Plow Fucked

When a snow plow blocks your car in with snow.

After the Blizzard of 2011, I dug out my car, only to return an hour later after being plow fucked.

by Austin60915 February 22, 2011

Friday Fucked

posting of the lyrics, or the word "Friday" on a persons facebook wall, myspace page, or any other social networking site.

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by JCABBR April 27, 2011

juzz fucked

To be duped, misled or decieved into purchasing an artists CD after watching said artists amazing performance in a live setting. Upon arriving home and listening to said CD you realise that its quality is vastly inferior to the live performance and rue the fact that you are now $20 poorer and have not a CD but a rather expensive frisbee in your possession.

Alicia: "Just listened to the album we picked up at the gig last night. We just got juzz fucked."

Steve: "Damn! Damn! It strikes again!"

by MidgetPornGroove84 August 19, 2011

Map Fucked

Pertaining to online multiplayer shooting games: when the odds are against your team as a result of map advantage.

You are playing SOCOM II. Your team (clan) is being challenged by another team. You both agree to a best out of 5. Since the maps are usually in favor of either the SEALs or the Terrorists you would ideally want to pick the side for your team on every map. But in a best out of 5s you only get pick on 2 maps. Your opponents also get pick on 2 maps. Whoever won the most rounds in the 4 maps gets pick on the last map.

Now, if the randomizer gives your team relatively even maps and your opponents relatively one-sided maps, then you guys just got Map Fucked. If the final map happens to be one-sided as well then you really really got fucked. But if the final map is an even map (ie. Crossroads) then the Map-Fuckness is not so bad.

Our maps are Requiem and Fox Hunt. They got Enowapi and Chain Reaction. We just got MAP FUCKED.

by initiaL/uLTRa May 25, 2013