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Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.
The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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female d-head

basically a female with a d on her head. you know what I'm saying right?😏🍆
Kid: Hey Mum I saw a girl with a Female D-head on her head
Mum: 😳 Excuse me!? To your room now
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Female Gemini

Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.

//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus

//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.
1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!

Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....
by JustYourAverageArtist<3 July 27, 2021
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female friendship

When you constantly feel like you’re caught between perving on your friend or murdering them.
The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.
by Sad worms August 2, 2021
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Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.
I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021
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Female Hawks

Female Hawks is being defined as :The only real and OG Female Hawks is Harley, no one could cosplay Mirko or Hawks better than her!
Female Hawks being defined as :
If Hawks was a female, do you know how he would look? Like Harley.
If Mirko was real , what would she look like? Like Harley.
by xKira September 12, 2021
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Female oriented

Female oriented = certain afab enbys, trans women/trans fem enbys, female presenting people or simply anyone who identifies with womenhood.
A "I'm a nonbinary lesbian"

B "how does that even work"

A " because nonbinary people dont have a certain look, I'm comfortable being associated as female oriented, because of my experience with womenhood"
by Ave123 September 23, 2021
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