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coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
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Flutter Fap

When your access to porn is limited, you make due with what you can find. Sometimes, this may be from your Spank Bank, or may involve using a single gif as material.
Guy: I went over to Katie's for dinner yesterday. She looked so sexy.

Guy 2: Did y'all bang?

Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
by Jainz'd May 4, 2018
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Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
by %Boiiii December 11, 2016
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butterfly fap

When you lube up your feet and sit Indian style, with bottoms of your feet facing each other and use them to beat your dick.
My mom caught me butterfly faping last night while I was on pornhub.com
by Mark Camry April 27, 2015
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Schrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
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spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.
I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.
by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015
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Fap Exploring

When an individual does not settle for just the simple
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of

types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!

Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration
Craig: I dont know what to jack off to, i should probably start
fap exploring .
by The Fap Explorer September 15, 2016
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