When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
Get the coffee fapmug. When your access to porn is limited, you make due with what you can find. Sometimes, this may be from your Spank Bank, or may involve using a single gif as material.
Guy: I went over to Katie's for dinner yesterday. She looked so sexy.
Guy 2: Did y'all bang?
Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
Guy 2: Did y'all bang?
Guy: Yes, and it was amazing because I managed to get a Flutter Fap in beforehand.
by Jainz'd May 4, 2018
Get the Flutter Fapmug. When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
by %Boiiii December 11, 2016
Get the Fap-attackmug. When you lube up your feet and sit Indian style, with bottoms of your feet facing each other and use them to beat your dick.
by Mark Camry April 27, 2015
Get the butterfly fapmug. An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Fapmug. by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015
Get the spite-fapmug. When an individual does not settle for just the simple
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of
types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!
Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration
type of porn; but many. When someone goes far
and wide around the internet fapping to a variety of
types of porn/pornsites. This could go hentai to realistic porn,
furry porn to Mia khalifa, basically, exploring whilst
fapping!
Endings: Fap explorer, Fap explore, Fap exploration
by The Fap Explorer September 15, 2016
Get the Fap Exploringmug.