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Zed eyes

Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.
When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?
by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020
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Moody Eye

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friends and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Moody Eye, huh? :P
by Aquarii May 27, 2019
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eye trash

anything that is a visually offesive; i.e. a waste of good scenery; worse than an eye sore
All the "cookie cutter" urban sprawl is eye trash for nature.
The coveting power of the ultimate eye trash, Wally World.
by Erin Mikels June 25, 2005
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Eye hungry

When you go out to eat then look at the menu and come to a realization that you are hungry but order more food than you can actually eat.

As if your eyes were your mouth and they see all the food options and you want all the food but know you can't eat all the food.
"You shouldn't get that extra entree, you're just eye hungry"
"I think I'm eye hungry so I'm not going to get those nuggets"
by roobieboobie September 14, 2017
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eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it
"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"
by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014
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ovary eyes

The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.

This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.

This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."

"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."
by Merkley May 16, 2014
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Eye bath

When you see something that causes you to to recoil and you wish to remove that sight from your eyes.
"I had to take an eye bath after seeing Steve Harvey's 300 pound bodyguard oiled up in just his undies."


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by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009
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