Burn the evidence

Smoking a joint whilst its still illegal... You light up and “burn the evidence” of your crime.

Person A: Yo, I just rolled us a joint.

Person B: Cool, let’s burn the evidence.

by Frono21 May 20, 2021

Jake and Evie

Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap

Jake and Evie are soulmates

by smexc person 12 November 22, 2021

scorpion_games_evie

the sweetest kindest person you will ever meet and alyssa 100% hates her and she 100% hates alyssa and she loves to make your roblox character twirk but shes the best person you will ever meet!

scorpion_games_evie is the best bff ever

by feather and scorpion games February 22, 2022

Schrödinger's evidence

In an argument, when one refuses to make a simple search for evidence of their claim; however, they demand that the opposition does so. This creates a paradoxical position in which their belief is true and, when confronted with facts, either remains true or is discovered to be false.

In the event that it is discovered to be false, a second paradox often occurs in which the claim remains true by way of continuing to state it despite the evidence.

"Nobody has proven me wrong yet. Give me a source, I admit defeat. Don't, I stay right! Of course, I can obviously google for myself... but I have Schrödinger's evidence on my side!"

by WEGWEHQWE#HWRE July 22, 2022

Stephan and Evie

Stephan and Evie are a couple, but Stephan is cheating on Alex! Alex is Stephans's Loving wife. They love eachother, but little miss Evie was an idiot!

Stephan: Oh I love you, baby girl, let's have more sex
Evie: Yes daddy
Alex: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Stephan and Evie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by thebestpersonintheworld3645463 September 16, 2022

dylan and evie

Literally the perfect couple ever <3

Dylan and evie are together forever <3

by Slay bestie June 13, 2023

Brogan + Evie

A relationship that will last forever. <3

person 1: "yo have u seen Brogan + Evie recently? aren't they perfect for each other?"
person 2: " yes they are!"

by lover2399 June 27, 2023