kaylee eager

Kaylee is a strong confident leader, a smart cookie, and a fun person to be around.

Gods, I wish I was a kaylee eager.

by Kaylee Eager April 27, 2016

FREE EDGER

When a cow is trapped in a dirt houses basement with a glass roof

Person One:Whats up
Person Two:FREE EDGER

by SpiderDick August 14, 2016

samsung edger

A guy/girl who loves to brag about their Samsung S6/S7 Edge screen and features. They also tend to use apps with the word Edge in it like "Microsoft Edge"

Bob: I got a new phone!
Rick: No way, a Samsung S7?
Bob: Not just a Samsung S7, a Samsung S7 Edge.... get it right.
Rick: Stop being such a douchy Samsung Edger..
Bob: Ha you're just jealous of my new phone.

by MacaroniTwentyTwo January 25, 2017

jaydon egerson

a 22 inch dick

dang! you got a jaydon egerson

by egerson101 January 14, 2018

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019

Ryan Eulering

Being extremely confident in something that you said, despite it being found to be completely false upon looking further into the subject.

Kid: "Yooo he's just Ryan Eulering! Fuckin idiot."
Ryan: "No I'm not!!!" *bursts into tears and calls his mom*

by ObamaPrism November 25, 2019