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ear candy

Music that may not be good for you yet you cant stop listenin to it cuz it sounds soooo good!
4 yr old Lil Bro (singing loudly in public) - i can make yo bed rock!

Big Sis - Damn i need to stop blastin Wayne! But this ish is ear candy!!
by HeCallsMeBae March 26, 2010
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ear wax

a horrible yellow sticky substance that comes out your ears.heeee whats all that about
it does'nt smell but if you pick your ear and put it by your cat he goes mad for it (TRAP)
by ruby wax August 4, 2003
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Bunny Ears

Putting a girls legs behind her head, to create a position (sexual annotation).
Guy 1: Whatcha doin tonight
Guy 2: Giving my girl bunny ears.
by JoeMartini March 1, 2009
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Ear-balls

A combination of your eye balls and your ears. To be used when both senses are used simultaneously for the same purpose, like watching and listening to a concert.
Oh my god! That concert was terrible! It made my ear-balls bleed!
by Booington October 7, 2006
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Swimmer's ear

You stick your penis into a womens ear and get ear wax on penis. Then you insert your waxy cock into her pussy using the ear wax as lube.
when micheal heard about swimmer's ear from his friend he inserted his waxy penis into tiffany's vagina. she was thrilled at how sticky her pussy was and how good it felt.
by Juicybigsausage March 5, 2015
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Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.
Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.
by Jamamoba October 28, 2010
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Ear Heroin

1. what one would call an especially sublime song or band
2. any sound or music that results in one's feeling good
3. a statement or compliment that lifts one's spirits
"Have you heard the new Feist album? It's pure, uncut Ear Heroin!"
by ingloriousone May 25, 2010
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