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flat earther

someone who should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances. If you know any of these people please publicly shame them until they either realize their stupidity or end themselves
flat earthers are retarded and should be taken to space and pushed into the vacuum.
by the real ted bundy December 14, 2020
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gayest kid on earth

"Who's the gayest kid on earth"

"Christopher Brazile, he lives in Hillsboro, Oregon."
by Your gay 69 October 14, 2013
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Earth

Earth is a decent planet, filled with life of multiple fashions. There are two dominant species: Humans and insects. Humans have fought wars amongst themselves and with other animals - however, there are times of peace - during these times, humanity develops ways of improving the quality of life on Earth.

Insects are bothersome to humanity. Some of them infect humans with deadly diseases. Thus far, humans have slowly been destroying insects by chopping away their homes, pushing them further into nature and out of humanity's way.

There are many nations ('tribes') of humans on Earth. Some have developed differently. There are three main regions that are influencial on a global scale: North America ( USA ), Europe, and Asia. These are the three super states. The USA is the most powerful of the three, taking up 2% of the world's population but guzzling 25% of the world's resources.

The USA has no real origin. It began 200 years ago when a group of explorers reached a resource-rich land in search of gold. They thought it was the West Indies, but it turned out to be America.

Over 200 years, the US has become THE global superpower, after developing nuclear weapons technology and medical advancements beyond the norm. When the cold war began (the war against communism that had no battles), there were two supernations: The Soviet Union and the USA. Europe was crippled at this time, and simply molded itself with the US.

The cold war ended with Soviet collapse in the 1990s, leaving the US to be the worlds' superpower. It has since made medical advancements that have been problematic toward humanity's future. 200 years ago, people lived 40 years. Now people live more than double that. This causes an aging workforce and a collapsing Social Security system.

While Earth may be a beautiful planet, avoid it at all costs. Humans WILL dominate those who attack them, and ultimately rule the universe.
"Dude, I heard Earth has some good food!"
"Yeah, let's stop by there after we divide these last few neutrons..."
by Xbot May 1, 2005
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Earth

Solid practicality while usually referring to earthly possessions can also cover spiritual materialism
You got lotta earth bitch!
That cult makes earth dog!
by Praney Deb April 30, 2005
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Earthworm

To finger the anus then putting your tongue inside the hole.
Did you hear that Casey got earthwormed yesterday?
by true_master_/\/1qqqq July 7, 2011
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earth bunny

An extremely good looking and flirtatious angel, a supernatural being or extra-terrestrial intelligence. A stranger or aquaintance that you would like to know better.
I was too afraid to ask that earth bunny for his number before he drove by us in his Land Rover.
by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009
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earthworm sally

carries diseases from florida to cali
created by flamingo (albert)
used by flamingo fans probably for trolling
robloxian 1: hey did you hear about robloxian 3? he has earthworm sally avatar on
robloxian 2: yeah he's a weirdo
by graystillplaysfan9_ May 3, 2020
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