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double dutch rutter

Similar to the dutch rutter but instead you grab your dick while he grabs his dick and you both work each other's arms.
No homo but John and I did a double dutch rutter last night.
by aznig February 25, 2009
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Dutch pan flute

An object of the joint-building persuasion, consisting of a range of joints stuck together with extra long perpendicular paper tying the rolled joints together, from shorter to longer, with different kinds of chronic inside it, making so that you can "play the dutch pan flute", meaning you're taking hits from several different weeds or hash in a pattern you choose yourself, thus creating a melody of savors in your mouth, and a fuckin' trainwreck in your head.
Usually, this is done while the attendants are able to score a shitload of different shit, for the purpose of the flute building you would indeed need at least twenty different substances to make it really interesting. To make it smart, you usually line up the shit from mellow to oh-my-god-this-is-strong, so you can play to flute from left to right and get increasing power going to your brain.
Chris : Hey man, we gotta stop goin to the coffee shop when we're stoned out of our asses. Look at all this weed and hash we bought again, no way I'm gonna retain my sanity after that.
Louis : Don't pussy out on me right now bitch, let's roll a fuckin dutch pan flute and we'll get through this pile of happiness in a jiffy.
Chris : Man, you crazy !
Louis : Shut up and get some cardboard and paper.
Chris : Roger that.
by Klisstoriss April 17, 2012
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Duttie

Another name for a hallowed out Dutch Master cigar filled with weed.
"Those dutties last night had me fucked up!"
by PlatForDays June 9, 2012
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Dutch Baron

The same act as a Dutch Oven except with a twist.
As the unsuspecting engineer makes his rounds pull him under the covers to
Inhale your man smoke, your fellow cohorts begin to beat him with double sided dildos while wearing red baron masks.
I can't believe we gave em' a Dutch Baron right in the mechanical room dude!
It was classic......
by cckk September 19, 2013
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Dutch Chimney

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"
"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"
by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015
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Dutch Steamer

When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.
Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going
by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014
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Dutch Blanket

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.
My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.
by Yes sir yeah sure May 5, 2017
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