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dildo holder

1. Someone you hire to hold your used dildo.

2. Someone who has a dick that feels like a dildo and they play/hold it a lot.
1. My dildo holder that I just hired is so awesome.

2. I broke up with my bf because he's such a dildo holder.
by ivanwhythen October 9, 2014
mugGet the dildo holdermug.

dildo rap

Fake rap with entertainers saying retarded shit over a bangin beat that grows a buzz....like a vibrator
do you listen to lil wayne?

na man, thats dildo rap, I listen to Westside Connection bitch!
by Fish__ December 12, 2016
mugGet the dildo rapmug.

Fart Dildo

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.
by pbrewsky April 2, 2021
mugGet the Fart Dildomug.

Dildo mongrol

That girl has 50 dildos, she must be a dildo mongrol
by Hairy quaola ass July 1, 2011
mugGet the Dildo mongrolmug.

Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.
Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.
by financialjoo February 13, 2012
mugGet the Dildo Of The Daymug.

dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.
by Smildo December 12, 2019
mugGet the dildo smildomug.

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.
How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.
by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022
mugGet the Walking dildomug.

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