Hairy Dave

Everyone in the whole world knows many Daves, And at least one of these Daves will have the nick name Hairy Dave!!

Look theres Hairy dave, Call him over!

by Rebecca The Red January 16, 2005

Dave

Used as sarcasm in place of obviously

person1: the sky is blue
person2: Err Dave!

by edd ridgway November 30, 2006

Deaver Bam

The sexual act of a girl licking the bottom rear side of the scrotum, or coinpurse as we say in my town, with the tip of her nose in a mans anus. He then proceeds to grip her throat to stop her breathing then releases immediately post-fart so that her first breath consists a lungful of epic gaseous glory.

Thou shalt not deaver bam.

Dude she deaver bam's like fat bitches eat cake

Deaver bams are messy after eating Chipotle

by cobra commander August 12, 2012

Dave

Taking a shit.

From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'

Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'

by Koulas September 19, 2020

Pulling a Dave

When a person makes plans with friends but cancels at the last minute with a very lame excuse.

Girl 1: "Hey, I can't wait to see to Dave today for our lunch get together".
Girl 2: "Oh he called me and has to reschedule because the earth blew up and he fell asleep"
Girl 2: "Great, so he is Pulling a Dave Again"

by Burgatronic November 19, 2019

davenport

The act of defecating into a laundry basket after gaining entry to someone else's place of residence.

That bitch wouldn't give back my CD's after we broke up so I broke into her house after she left for work and did a Davenport.

by Creeper1313 January 23, 2008

Dave Matthews Band

A truly talented band. People who are musically uneducated and narrow-minded tend to hate them. Many trash them without listening to their music. CD-recordings do them no justice, if you honestly want to hear all that is "DMB", attend a live concert. Carter, Leroi, and Boyd basically make the band, with Dave's voice topping the cake. Anyone that says they are talentless has no musical taste. There's a difference between not liking a band's music and thinking they suck.

"Yo, Dave Matthews Band SUCKS man! I have NO musical taste whatsoever!"

by Kimmmmmmmmmmbo August 13, 2007