David

David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant

"Ew, is that a David??"

by flowerboygay May 31, 2018

David

David is the most annoying bitch you will ever meet. He does not take insults very well. He is so full of himself he doesnt see anyone but him. He backstabs you and is fake. He thinks he is so great and above others. He believes that it is his job to put others in their place by telling you that you suck ass when its really him that sucks ass.

You are such a david.

by geener weener April 28, 2020

David

Well known in the Spanish language as a reference for short guy.

Eres un “David”. Translation in English is “you are short”

by Neimandescuento May 4, 2018

David

A lier, a cheater, a dirty little boy who doesn’t care about no one but himself.

“Omg is that David with another girl”

by Humanfigures January 15, 2019

David

David. A nice tall guy but with a dark secret...He’s a child sodomizer

Wow did you see David come in the other day? He was so nice but I’m pretty sure he got arrested leaving the restaurant

by Mrchickenman autobiographer November 4, 2020

David

A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.

David you are the most awesome guy ever.

by The knowledge tree October 25, 2019

David

An amazing person thats amazing at sucking dick and being gay

Stop writing about your friends in Urban dictionary
david

by JonasF October 4, 2019