Cool kid diversion

When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.

When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.

by Fredish142 November 8, 2021

Dirty scuba dive

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose

Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive

by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022

Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming

Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks

by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022

diverse

another politically correct word, probably coined by some diverse individual, which essentially means "homosexual" or "not right" see also: fag.

that mo is friggin diverse

by andrew k February 5, 2004

Holy Diver

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

by warlock230 December 15, 2010

dive

A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:

a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR

If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE

Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you

by RockeyMullet March 19, 2009

Dive bar

A bar that is sleazy, poorly maintained and in overall bad shape

The "High Noon Saloon" is a real dive bar. Whenever it rains, you're bound to be ankle-deep in wastewater.

by FatElvis May 16, 2004