Cumcussion

The resulting medical condition after being kicked in the balls.

"I landed so hard on my nuts i got a cumcussion"

by cabbagesz September 8, 2023

Cucu

Self entitled individual who thinks very highly of himself without any ground, enjoys consuming food like an animal and stealing said food from others without saying thank you.

Who ate my food, i did, you did a cucu

by Joshua Lung October 13, 2023

cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Caucus Catcher 4000

The Caucus Catcher 4000 is the latest cutting edge technology in penile hunting. It offers a vast improvement from it's predecessor, the "cock clamp" as well as the original "cock claw" this is the base model with no attachments, and as you can see no problem scooping up that wet willy. Just remember to "clean it" before you "cream it". Nice cock!

I need to get rid of my Cock Claw, the Caucus Catcher 4000 is way better.

by Person2.1416 December 21, 2023

cucumber

its a wierd greenthing

what the fickity frick is that cucumber

by dqweuilfuiui;gweui;fgwei;ugf January 15, 2024

CUMUS

When you nut in a container of Humus and feed it to an underage child(Preferably of Female Origin)

Old Man: Hey little girl you want some Cumus?

Little Girl: Yes Daddy Cumus is yummy!

Old Man: Hold up let me nut real quick.

LIttle Girl: Ok make it a fat nut for some good CUMUS!

by !Hey November 27, 2023

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024