When a lady spends the day at the beach laying in the sand and swimming in the ocean, only to go home and find sand and seaweed in her vagina. Beach crotch.
by sweediepie January 16, 2021
Get the Beach crotchmug. The only words that could ever be used to describe the musk that resonates when a girl wears yoga pants to the gym and sweats. It's been known to have killed at least two children and no doubt scarred many others for life.
by Jmilburn August 27, 2013
Get the Crotch of deathmug. The act of putting baby powder on your balls and crotch on a hot day and after your duck butter has built up throughout the steamy afternoon you are left with crotch dough. It's like baking bread in your pants.
"Dude, it was so hot today that the baby powder was just like flour and has since turned into crotch dough"
by SJGUY15 January 20, 2014
Get the crotch doughmug. What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion
by Joe the garza May 1, 2015
Get the crotch fountainmug. Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"
Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"
Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"
by Sweetard April 10, 2009
Get the Crotch Campingmug. by The Naked Unicorn May 5, 2021
Get the Crotch Launchermug. The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.
Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.
Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.
by tittiez696969699696969 July 21, 2014
Get the Crotch Barmug.