Crocker

A large man that targets individuals that are percieved to have power and then does tremendous job of brown nosing and ass kissing.

When I saw you with the CEO of our company, I knew you were pulling a crocker.

by Michel M December 28, 2005

moon cricket

they come out at night and make a lot of noise...

"aghhhh, that moon cricket has a bigger cock than me and he's limp."

by jleebeats April 5, 2004

crickety

Voluntary intoxication to the point basic functions become difficult. For example; too drunk to walk.

After the party we were all pretty crickety.

by Neufchatel April 30, 2006

Betty Crocker

The act of getting your asshole eaten out with a spoon.

Scott says "Mess with me again and you'll receive a Betty Crocker!"

by HiRihanna October 18, 2011

space-cricket

An oriental person.

Get outta here you little space-cricket.

by Jim January 22, 2004

cricket

a youngstown ohio slang term for a black person

aw, its the first. dennys is gonna be infested with crickets!

by heavy b April 10, 2007

betty crocker

when a girl puts cake mix in her ass hole then farts in her spouses face, covering him in cake mix then the girl licks it all off.

me and my wife betty crockered last night!

by joeel eevan January 28, 2009