crip

a punk ass bitch who should get his top blown off

blood1: yeah i popped a crip last night
blood2: oh yeah i busted up a crip funeral and got 64 of those motha fuckaz
blood1: damn you beat me

by jizzle dizzle November 9, 2006

G-Unit Crip

A gangsta ass real crip from the U.S. (Doesn't have to be in L.A. as long as they gangsta). Started by Spider Loc and the 97th Street Crip Set.

Don't fucc wit me nigga, you fucc wit me, you fuccin wit a G-Unit Crip, and that's wassup nigga.

by Gangsta101 July 20, 2006

turd crimp

1. (noun) A radial deformation in an otherwise linear feces, occuring due to the application of sphicter force.

2. (adjective) A derogatory term applied to a person or other source of temporary irritation.

1. "When my sister unexpectedly banged on the bathroom door, it caused an involuntary turd crimp."

2. "That fricken turd crimp gave my sister a Philly Fake Out last night."

by Chris J June 18, 2004

Crip Dick

A Crip with a big ass dick and knows how to work it.

After we fucked i told him it was alot better then being drunk nd he said of course it is... its Crip Dick.

by Horny Chic December 27, 2004

crip

1. The gang.
2. Crip, short for criple.

Spacker: merrr.. eh umh err eh ewwah!
Normal guy: Go and get sum legs u crip.

by wahen & dally January 23, 2008

Crip

Crews claiming and representing that blue rag.

That guy is a crip.

by kr-ip April 6, 2003

Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007