(n.) A word representing any and all of the self-absolving, meaningless doublespeak uttered by Donald Trump, Kellyanne Conway or the rest of the goons serving in the Vichy Administration whenever they try to justify their incomprehensible ineptitude.
That's a good question, Anderson Cooper, and I'm not going to answer it. Instead, I'm going to tell you about covfefe.
by oopsiedoopsie June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by Nurse really May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Hebrew word meaning 'Cash Register'. When tweeted by Donald Trump in 2017, it was mistaken as a typographical error. It was actually a grammatical error.
"Despite the constant negative press, covfefe."
Translation: "Despite the ongoing negative publicity, Ching Ching!"
Translation: "Despite the ongoing negative publicity, Ching Ching!"
by ItsACoincidence June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A "covfefe" is a Russian condom, these condoms are useless.. just like how they've proven Donald Trump is a turd.
Vladimir: "Svetlana, you need to wear a covfefe before we back i to each other.
Sventlana: "Oh, I won't forget my covfefe... "
condom
Sventlana: "Oh, I won't forget my covfefe... "
condom
by TrumpsEyebrowsAreUglyAF2017 May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by dreammerchant May 31, 2017
Get the COVFEFEmug. dude, did you see what insert public figure or celebrity just wore to the supermarket? It's mega covfefe time.
let's get our covfefe on. he's done it again, damn.
let's get our covfefe on. he's done it again, damn.
by kokoz June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A compound word championed by Mr. Trump joining "cov" (a confirmation of sexual victory) to "fefe" (having sex with a rubber glove-lined sock in prison). Usually shouted late at night upon successful completion of the act
by yogurtman87 June 1, 2017
Get the covfefemug.