Counter Fuck

{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse

I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.

He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.

Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009

Counter Productive

Being successful in reducing the number of friends on a social platform such as facebook by causing those who shouldn't be there to begin with to defriend you.

Sunny's excessive use of the words "Cock" & "Penis" caused her friend count to decrease by 10 yesterday - therefore; she was "Counter Productive"

by Silly Sunny June 28, 2013

counter

a counter is when you counter someones diss.

person 1: you're stupid!
person 2: you're retarded! COUNTERED!!!

RULES:

RULE 1: YOU CANT COUNTER JAVI'S COUNTERS
RULE 2: RULE 1 CANT BE COUNTERED.

by JDMKID94 September 27, 2017

Count Fuckula

One who is expert at fucking others
One who counts on getting fucked alot
One who has a massive cock
An experienced ass stretcher

Jesus, that guy is hung like Count Fuckula!!

by Ultralord May 23, 2003

Counter Sex

The act of having louder sex than the couple in the bedroom/hotel room next to you

Let's counter sex these people next door, they're going to get what they deserve

by roflepiclol April 28, 2016

kitchen counter

can be defined as the actual term.. a kitchen counter. Or you could use it as a sexual remark. Like having kinky sex on the kitchen counter

we kitchen countered it and didnt finish supper

by cory December 4, 2004

Head Count

Similar to Bed Count. One's Head count is the number of times you've gone down on someone, performed oral sex. Many people believe that oral sex doesn't count as a full notch on your belt, so Head Count is adjusted as Fractional Sex.

Kim: "Well, add one to my head count. I just went down on David in the back seat of his car. I guess I'm up to 15 now."
Krista: "Well, that's fractional sex, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn't swallow."
Kim: "I swallow every time."
Krista: "Okay, 12.5 then."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007