Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

Jorge Correa

jorge correa - man with a huge penis and really good at drums

jorge correa in dallas texas in a band called yesterdays pancakes

by jorge correa March 9, 2005

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

cornelius

curling one out into a male mans mouth, then he swallows it whilst rubbing his nipplets.

"oh judas, your amazins at giving me a cornelius!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

Politically Correct

Not an asshole.

Whiny Guy: Why do people want me to be politically correct all the time? Boo hoo!
Reasonable Guy: You mean not an asshole?

by Something Else October 27, 2014

Cornell

An asshole, a butthole.

Have you ever had bad diarrhea that your Cornell hurts ?

by Cornell diahrrea October 14, 2018

cornell notes

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008